Major Malfunction At Communist Indoctrination Center

College, or the Communist Indoctrination Center as its more commonly called, is an excellent chance to amass debt, be exposed to long discredited political and social theories and generally waste four years (or more!) in a cocoon of extended adolescence. People sometimes respond to this criticism by pointing out that the "hard" sciences that compose perhaps 10% of the Kollege Kurriculum are largely resistant to the marxist madness that has claimed everything else. Today's story suggests this view might be somewhat optimistic.

An "eccentric" Michigan State University math professor had what appears to be a nervous breakdown during class this afternoon, removing all his clothes and screaming obscenities at students. 

"The Nutty Professor Part 2: The Marxist Malfunction." Coming soon to a Communist Indoctrination Center near you!

I was in Calc 1 at Michigan State University, and my teacher was always pretty eccentric, but today he went overboard. Half way through class he started screaming at us, swearing left and right. He then started slamming his hands on the window and pressing his face against it, still screaming.

It's nice to know young people are paying obscene amounts of money for the chance to be exposed to this sort of leftist freak show.

We were literally scared for his life. The police took about 15 minutes to get here, and during this time he continued walking around screaming.

Fifteen minutes. Good thing this meltdown didn't involve a gun, or we'd be hearing about another massacre in a "gun free zone." The police can't protect us, it's our responsibility.

A third witness posting on Facebook claims the professor screamed "there is no fucking God"

That's the sort of thing that's rewarded in a Kollege environment. Maybe he can get a promotion out of this. He didn't do anything that marxist mutants haven't already done on college campuses.

Nice beer belly, comrade.

Pay a small fortune. Get exposed to ranting, communist lunatics. Graduate and become an unemployable human derelict. This is the Amerika we live in. Forward.


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