A Chicago man said he was attacked by a man with a machete while riding his bike home in the city's Humboldt Park neighborhood.
No race is given for the victim, but I think it's safe to assume he was White. Only an American White would be delusional enough to try to perform a goofy Tour De France recreation in the middle of the heart of darkness, the Midwest Mogadishu.
The 30-year-old man, who asked not to be named for safety concerns, said he was riding his usual route home from a friend's house in Wicker Park around 3 a.m. in the 2500 block of West Potomac, just west of Western, when he saw two figures come out of an alley.
Yeah, definitely White.
"The first thing I thought was 'Oh my God I'm going to hit these guys,' but I noticed they were sort of crouched over," he said.
Only a White person would think "Golly, I hope I don't hurt these half-human creatures" right before being attacked. We are the most generous, least tribal and most suicidal race on the planet.
"I saw right away that one of them had a machete and I had sped up to try to get around them but they rushed me and were able to get to me in time."
He rode his little ten-speed right into the African all against all.
"The same guy who hit my bike came straight at me, didn't say anything and looked like he was going to yell but instead he just punched me right in the eye," he said.
Sounds like that knockout game, but, say it with me, we all know that doesn't exist because the dinosaur media said so.
Still standing, the man said he noticed the other man was filming the ordeal on his smartphone and laughing.
The content of their character. Savage animals recording "Kill Whitey" footage on their moronphones.
The new face of the U.S.S.A.
The offender told him to leave few times, still slashing the bike tires as the cyclist attempted to ride away.
This man is extremely lucky to be alive. Next time "chop de byke an den polar bear hunt" might just be "hack up de wite debil."
According to Chicago Police News Affairs, no one is in custody following the incident but an investigation is underway.
There's a surprise. "No arrests were made."
The victim described the attacker as a black male, between the ages of 20 and 25. He said he was wearing a white hooded sweatshirt and a black baseball cap.
If Obama had a son...
It's good for people to know that it happened and that it can happen and they should just be aware.
Yeah, no shit. You might also want to arm yourself and stop entering negro areas in the small hours.
The man, who also posted his experience on Reddit, said the attack won't deter him from bike riding or living in the area.
"I learned absolutely nothing!" Another lamb to the kosher slaughter.
"I'm still going to bike everywhere. It's just something that happened that maybe could have happened anywhere."
I could happen anywhere. This is beyond willful ignorance and into the realm of total and complete self-destructive delusion.
A comatose White gets a wake-up call but chooses to hit the snooze button rather than face racial realities. These slumbering Whites are not going to survive the coming collapse. It's our job to try to wake up who we can, save who we can, but some are simply beyond redemption. If a direct confrontation with Dark Continent malfunction doesn't change your mind, nothing will.