Friday, August 22, 2014

The Cultural Marxist Guide to Handling Your "Child" Mugger

A White person with a modicum of actual power and authority finally named the War on Whites for what it is. Suddenly, we're bombarded with distractions and a massive manufactured useful crisis. Must be some sort of crazy coincidence. Meanwhile, increasingly emboldened negro animals continue to prey on Whites in forgotten hush crimes. One example of this unbelievable negro pathology is "child muggers," a phenomenon this blog has been documenting for awhile. As always the nation-wrecker is on the case, with lots of useful advice on how Whites should handle attacks by the same feral negroes our tax dollars are funding.

On Friday, a white lady named Clara Vondrich had her iPhone stolen out of her hand in Williamsburg but was able to catch one of the thieves, a 13-year-old boy.

No prizes for guessing the races involved.

Vondrich, 35, was standing in front of a coffee shop in the thick of gentrified Williamsburg—South 3rd and Wythe—when someone ran up behind her and snatched her phone out of her hand. A chase ensued!

The death of the U.S.S.A. is funny! Yuck it up on the Jon Leibowitz show! Haw haw, negro street crime. I'm holding those sides so they don't split.

Bring on the cleansing fire.

Vondrich said the teen appeared to be out of shape and handed off the phone to his more nimble pal, who ran off.

Dat durr "Southern Speed." Get that "nimble" animal a free-ride scholarship to a major University and unlimited access to White women.

The Wonder Woman grabbed hold of the teen at South Sixth Street and Wythe Avenue, wrapping her arms around his chest and pinning him against a car.

You can tell the jew is extremely unhappy this didn't end with her rape or murder. They want us dead.

This should have been the end of the story, and, in fact, none of us should know about this. Instead, Clara Vondrich did a bunch of shitty things you should never do when it turns out your mugger is a child.

Please show proper respect to the shit-colored creatures unleashed on us by the kosher enemy.

I'd like to give this article the benefit of the doubt and say it's an elaborate parody, but it's from a marxist website and as we all know the real thing is pretty much indistinguishable from attempts to mock it.

1. Pose for press photos with your child mugger

It makes it harder to get the story into the memory hole.

Democracy, the gift that keeps on giving.

Nonetheless, if you are to apprehend your child mugger don't pose for photos in the newspaper, especially if you are white and the child mugger happens to be black.

Make the offensive reality go away! Wow, just wow. This is so not cool.

No adult should feel the need to show up in The New York Post with a heroic smirk on her face after chasing down and hogtying a 13-year-old boy. This is a sociopathic desire.

Negro crime is apparently fine. The problem is "sociopathic" Whites that resist it any way.

They want us dead. It's not even subtle any more. The communist jew literally wants another Holodomor. 

3. Don't call the kid fat in the newspaper

No, my precious "self-esteem!"

"He was so pudgy and was slowing down, so that's why I caught up to him," Vondrich said, adding she felt sorry for the kid.

A negro too out-of-shape to commit crime, unable to fulfill its natural destructive impulses. I feel bad.

This kid has enough problems—he was booked on charges of grand larceny, his Mom is probably really mad at him, kids at school will definitely make fun of him endlessly for being caught from behind by a white lady wearing zany sunglasses.

The negro mind doesn't work that way. A White person would think those things, but for a negro there's only the current moment, only the "I din do nuffin!" because the crime is a few minutes in the past and thus forgotten. There is no cause and effect, no planning for tomorrow or reflecting on the lessons of yesterday. There's only instinctual drives to seek pleasure and prey on Whites.

4. Have the kid arrested for stealing your phone

Rule of law is "races."

Vondrich says that she "felt sorry" for the kid, but not enough to not have him arrested and charged with grand larceny. The boy will now enter New York's vaunted juvenile justice system, which will likely fuck up his life even further, simply because he snatched a white lady's iPhone in Williamsburg.

Another good boy turning his life around, perhaps a future community organizer or rapper, who will now have his future ruined by attempts to domesticate it. All it did was commit crimes, can't we just ignore it? 

When people say "Liberalism is a mental illness," this is what they're talking about.

If you are nonviolently mugged by a child, continue to let him run along with his friends. The world will be a better place.

Let the negro run wild and prey on you, this will bring about a soviet utopia. 


Arresting negroes is wrong. Rule of law is wrong. Defending yourself is very, very wrong. These are the lessons presented by the cultural marxist. This is the national insanity right before the collapse. Be armed. Be vigilant. Avoid the negro areas. It's a lot later than you think.

1 comment:

  1. "I'd like to give this article the benefit of the doubt and say it's an elaborate parody, but it's from a marxist website and as we all know the real thing is pretty much indistinguishable from attempts to mock it."

    Indeed Poe's Law

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

    On the mugging picture I think that the juvenile negro just stood there, didn't struggle and waited for the police because he felt a White Wimmenz up against him and thought "Is it Muh Dik time?"

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