Some visitors to the Auschwitz concentration camp in Poland this weekend were appalled to find that officials running the memorial had installed mist-showers — reminiscent of the sprinklers used in the notorious death camp's gas chambers —at the entrance to site's museum.
Just the thing to cool you off after doing some laps in the swimming pool, playing a game on the tennis courts or checking out the new releases at the movie theater.
Nawrtzee free range open-air gassing! Oy, six million lost!
Museum officials said Monday that they had installed the mist showers over the weekend to help visitors cope with the heat, which had topped 90 degrees. But for some visitors, the devices brought up painful associations.
Let the gentiles sweat it out while they get endless communists lectures. Our hurt feelings over events that never happened are more important.
"As soon as I got off the bus I walked into the shower contraption," Meyer Bolka, an Israeli visiting the museum, told the Israeli news site Ynet.
Oy, just like when your entire family walked into the bone-crushing contraption.
I walked up to the reception and asked the worker there about the showers, she said it was a hot day. I told her: 'With all due respect it reminds me of the gas chambers.' She told me she is very sorry."
I'm sure this is a highly accurate account of the jewish behavior: no screaming in hebrew, no calling every other human on earth "cattle," no demands for money, just a polite little conversation with the non-chosen.
Over 1.1 million Jews were executed at the Auschwitz concentration camp during the Holocaust, and many were marched into gas chambers disguised as shower facilities.
The holohoax shrunk.
The museum explained a statement on Monday that the showers were merely a public safety measure taken on one of the hottest days of the year.
Grovel and scrape in front of your enemy, plead on your belly for mercy. It should work.
Fake showers that don't deliver gas but are fake anyway, installed by Germans and rebuilt by the U.S.S.R. An Aztec pyramid of stacked bullshit.
"Zyklon B [poison gas] was dropped inside the gas chambers in a completely different way — through holes in the ceiling or airtight drops in walls."
Come on, use your imagination! Airtight drops in walls! Glass windows and wooden doors! You have to believe this so you're filled with guilt and want to die as a people.