A woman by the name of Cinnamon Nicole from Cordova, TN has raised a little more than $800 in seven hours via her Powerball Reimbursement Go Fund Me page.
"Sheeeet, wah bee muh paww-bahl rep-a-marr-ations. Gibs me dat paper." This is the fuel for a healthy economy, the informed voter in a robust democracy, the shining content of character we sagely nod approval toward rather than judging by skin color or forehead slope. Something not quite human and not quite animal lost it all on the lottery (not be confused with the negro lottery, i.e. frivolous "racism" lawsuits) and at least some do-gooding losers rushed in to save the genetic outsider from the consequences of its own bad decisions.
Nicole alleges to have spent all of her money on purchasing tickets with the assumption she would win the $1.6 billion jackpot, but soon realized the winning tickets were sold in Los Angeles, Florida and Tennessee suburbs.
Why wouldn't you assume that, I mean the odds are so favorable. Dat mathematical probability doe, how do it work?
Despite the chances of anyone winning the jackpot being 1 in 292.2 million, Nicole still decided to go big, and unfortunately now can’t go home because she allegedly doesn’t have any money.
Too bad this animal isn't asking for "Back to Africa" money. There's a cause worth supporting.
Ain't gots no chedda.
For your charitable donations, Nicole promises to make you her #MCM or #WCW. Yet, despite the gall of the Go Fund Me Page, some users simply weren’t in support of her attempts.
Who could possibly object to this exciting new frontier of "gibs me dat" and "I bee needin manny foe dee bus tikkeeeet?"
Sonya Hagans quoted new viral internet star, Michelle Dobyne and wrote “Not tuhday” while Kenyatta Gibson was a bit more spirited in her response.
Please enjoy the steaming pile of kosher excrement that earns fleeting popularity in our dead nation.
“Guuuuuuuuuuurl…….I ‘SWEATERGAAAAAWD’ if I see one person give you one rusty copper penny I will spend ten times what you spent on lottery tickets on PLANE tickets to fly to their humble abode so spoiled in riches that they can afford to make it rain on Sweet Brown like ratchet humans such as you who choose to spend their cash on Remy, Flaming Hot Cheetos, VOSS Water and Powerball , and commence to kicking every single one of their asses!!!”
See, totally compatible with the intellectual, cultural and spiritual traditions that built the West. Let's hire and promote more Rachet-Americans.
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free...