Rumors of a klansman on campus have proven false after a priest innocently made his way through Bloomington.
Over-stimulated 90 I.Q. brown detritus earning their expensive and worthless degrees were scared of ghosts. Learn a trade, White man.
Last night around 9:15 PM, social media became a furious storm of confusion regarding a man in white robes roaming along 10th St. and purportedly armed with a whip.
A grim specter from the past returns, whip in hand, ready to reenact scenes from "Roots" on young people who owe six figures to the jew lender. Broken and debased scholars with heads full of communist mush react in panic, spewing out 140 character missives full of mentally defective panic. What once prepared tomorrow's achievers is now a jewish cargo cult, an especially pathetic and degenerate arm of the State Religion of cultural marxism and anti-White ignorance.
Eeets Kay Kay Kay geeeeaahh, I theeeeenkkk.
Students thought the white robes indicated Klu Klux Klan affiliation.
If you were wondering what sort of education can be purchased for thousands of shekels, here's your answer. Students so damaged they can't process reality and see imaginary devils behind every tree. Safe space! Safe space! Sanctuary in the communist
In the spirit of Hoosiers helping Hoosiers, students were quick to look out for each other by spreading word of this potential safety risk.
Let's pretend this modern version of a witch scare somehow represents our noblest impulses. These are true heroes and good (undocumented) citizens, warning the unaware of the menacing White robes.
For instance, Eigenmann RA Ethan Gill notified his residents via email of the perceived threat in interest of their protection.
You can't just arrest someone for wearing a hood? What kind of free and open society is this?
Students widely disseminated messages like the above. There was no safety alert released by the University.
Next time more "lock downs," "trigger warnings" and extensive counseling for the poor "victims" should be provided. Don't worry, we'll just add the cost to what you already owe Shylock.
While the KKK has been active in the area in the past, it later became apparent this klansman armed with a whip was actually just a monk of the Dominican order in traditional white robes. The “whip” he was holding may have been his rosary beads.
Our hysteria might have been a little overdone, but trust me, there's lots of witches, black magicians and root wizards out there causing storms and damaging our crops with their "racism" spells.
That damn First Amendment! The monsters are coming! Get indoors and hide!
“This is what happens when there is miscommunication. So what happened tonight goes like this: a person saw white robes and what looked to them like a weapon, got scared (rightfully so), warned people, warned staff, which in turn caused me to warn my residents because I need to look out for my residents, which in turn made it spread.
Yeah, rightfully so. This insane overreaction is so completely understandable and justified.
"In the future, I’m still sending my residents warnings of threats, crime, hate gatherings, and all that but I will wait for a confirmation."
I'll still be vigilant for the satanic masses, druidism and the witch's sabbath, but this time I'll wait until highly reputable agents of the Holy Inquisition confirm it before we start burning people.