Phony Hate Crime: Sodomite Attacks Himself With Phone

There is nothing more heroic than inserting something into your own anus, with the possible exception of destroying your genitals. These are the real champions of our dead nation and their prolapses, intestinal damage and incontinence are a shining example of the triumph of "love" against the invisible but omnipresent forces of "hate" that often violently lash out at G.B.S. Americans. Well, that's the kosher fantasy at least. Back in stupid old reality the normal Whites ignore the degeneracy as best we can while the hoaxes pile up in a pathetic anti-normalcy heap. How about another one for the stack, this time involving a "remain" voter and his American vacation?

A gay YouTube star on vacation in Los Angeles lied about being the victim of a hate crime attack according to local law enforcement.

Never has the bar of "celebrity" been so low. All of you are amazing superstars full of incredible talent and unique insight. This sodomite makes little videos talking about its ruined colon and the thousands of anonymous encounters in bathhouses and public restrooms that constitute the modern definition of "love." This sick broken freak is a "star," just like all the faceless and interchangeable bodies in jewish pornography.

Calum McSwiggan, 26, who is from London, but was visiting the US, claimed on his social media accounts on Monday that he had been 'beaten up by three guys' outside a popular West Hollywood gay club and that authorities would not help him, treating him like a 'like a second class citizen.'

#damagedrectumlivesmatter. Seems plausible that in a nation where even questioning the sodomite agenda can destroy your career evil 90 I.Q. officers would ignore the plight of this amazing content creator and buggery enthusiast.

The attack left him hospitalized with 'three broken teeth and six stitches in my forehead,' which he showcased in a photo posted to Facebook and Instagram.

 The horrific injuries caused by a three man beat-down.

Soon after however the LA County Sheriffs Department released a statement disputing these claims, saying that they were unable to substantiate McSwiggan's allegations and had actually arrested him for vandalizing a car.

LOL. Getting assaulted by three "bigots," vandalizing a car, what's the difference? It was real in my mind and the important thing is it could have happened.

They also produced a mugshot taken after McSwiggan claimed to have been attacked that showed him devoid of any visible injuries while also stating he had been observed 'injuring himself with the handle and receiver to a payphone' inside his cell. 

The healthy mind and rational, logical actions of your typical English power bottom.

'Last night was the worst night of my life and I'm really struggling to find the words to talk about it,' wrote McSwiggan on Facebook and Instagram after the alleged attack.

I'm really struggling to create a "narrative" that seems even slightly plausible, but I'll keep trying.

He went on to criticize the way he was treated by authorities before writing: 'I've never felt so terrified to be a gay man in the public eye.'

'Responding deputies were unable to substantiate the assault. Mr. McSwiggan, who had no visible injuries, was subsequently arrested after deputies observed him vandalizing a car in the 8900 block of Santa Monica Boulevard.  

Hey sodomite...watcha doin'!!??!!

Mr McSwiggan was then observed injuring himself with the handle and receiver to a payphone inside the cell. 

These people are perfectly normal, albeit quite heroic. It's just an alternate lifestyle, every bit as normal and happy as any other. 

Despite the mugshot and statement from law enforcement, McSwiggan and the three friends he was with that night continue to stand by their version of events.

I'm sure by the time this mentally defective criminal deviant is finally convicted and forced to pay some token fine we'll have another phony outrage to focus on.

Seems legit.


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