Friday, February 17, 2017

The Gun Kept Moving Up

Having an I.Q. number similar to the Fahrenheit temperature on a pleasant summer day is going to have massive societal consequences. This obvious statement has been largely ignored by courts, governments and do-gooders for the past fifty years, with disastrous consequences. Attempts to miracle the negro into a low-quality White have failed, at a massive cost in shed blood, wasted money and eroded trust in institutions that became hopelessly corrupt in desperate attempts to protect the "We're all equal!" jewish deceit. And here we are, in Current Year. The dark alien we have is worse than ever, it's all our fault, more needs to be done. What exactly that "more" is that will solve this eternal genetic problem remains elusive, but Trump's plan of treating negro areas like occupied foreign countries is probably the sanest we're going to get as long as the obvious answer of their removal continues to be forbidden.

A Jackson County man was arrested Tuesday after accidentally shooting his fiancée.

I know, who cares, but trust me, the insight this story will give you into negro pathology is nothing short of amazing.

According to the police report, Tyrell Staten was upset after his car broke down in Independence. Staten got out of the car and fired multiple shots at the silver Toyota Rav 4.

When the "whip" failed in its duties, it was time to "bust." A jungle animal, surrounded by White inventions it can't even understand, let alone replicate, was angered by engine trouble. Clearly, the answer is to open fire, it works on its fellow tar monsters, after all. This is the advanced planning and problem-solving skills of the "African-American." This is a creature so moronic and dangerous we can't safely live near it and we sure as hell can't fix it by pretending it's a sun-tanned White with an oddly shaped skull.

A witness told police that the suspect shot five or six times into the front of the car, near the engine.

Dat nikka be bustin' fave or sex tames at dat rizz-eyed, sheeet.

 A failed branch of humanity with foreign DNA.

The passenger of the car, Staten’s fiancée, was shot in the process.

If you learn only one thing from reading this, let it be "don't sit in a car around negroes."

The victim told police that they were shot accidently by the suspect. The victim says they believe Staten would not have shot them on purpose.

The victim was hurt so badly she became plural. Strong grammar, bro. The high quality of fake news outlets, it's truly remarkable.

Staten told police that he meant to fire rounds into the ground in front of the car but the gun kept moving up towards the victim after each round was fired from the gun, according to the police report.

We can now confirm that the gun is, in fact, responsible for crime. It was moving on its own! I wonder if it was aided by the "dangerous street." This has got to be the most convincing Dindu Nuffin excuse I've ever heard. The gun pulled me forward out of the alley and forced me to blast my fellow night terrors that were sitting on a porch! You've got to believe me! It was the gun!

Staten was charged with unlawful use of a weapon, domestic assault and armed criminal action. His bond is set at $150,000.

Leave it to the "races" court system to blame an innocent good boy in the process of turning the life around for the actions of an inanimate object.


I was poor so I shot my car.

1 comment:

  1. absolutely hilarious and true
    Read it over and Vanguard and couldn't stop laughing

    had to come and tell you... well done
    in this world a good laugh is hard to find :)

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