Jonathan Mthethwa was killed by three crocodiles as he carried out a religious demonstration in Zimbabwe.
At least today's "religious" demonstration in the Heart of Darkness didn't involve hacking up a mulatto for amulets or using pesticide to cure GRID.
Shocked witnesses said the clergyman had “prayed the whole week” before the stunt went tragically wrong.
It's hard to find a better allegory for the liberal true-believer. I spent a whole week making sure I wasn't "racist," monitoring myself for microaggressions, watching the talmudvision. Now to walk into one of the hundreds of negro no-go zones created by their genetically preordained failure. It's okay, we're all equal, after all. We must judge the crocodiles as individuals, not let the actions of a few bad ones create "stereotypes."
He had also fasted in the lead-up to the attempted miracle, which was inspired by a Biblical tale of Jesus walking on water during a storm.
After murdering the White farmers, it's very easy to "fast." We dunn kill da wite debil. Wuh derr bee no fawd an sheeeet.
He had waded around 30 metres into what was known locally as 'Crocodile River'. At this point he had promised his congregation he would rise up above the water.
A 65 I.Q. has behavioral consequences. The tar-colored messiah who failed. Hope, change and a full belly for every scaly predator.
Deacon Nkosi said: “The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week.
Yeah, you could learn a lot. Pretending an African savage is our equal doesn't make it so, over fifty years of failed programs and groveling appeasement somehow doesn't allow the nigga body (Ah!) to rise out of the muck it created. All the wasted resources, a kosher dinner for the international reptile, the jew nation-wrecker.
Gatorophobia made it dangerous.
“He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us.
It's a familiar disappointment.
“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”
Honestly, it's an impenetrable mystery. Everything you did was correct and sensible and in line with what we're told to believe, how could it have ended like this? It's almost as if reality is not subject to whatever bizarre ideas we try to speak into being.
“All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.”
There will be no 400k speech before semitic bankers for this African leader.
Crocodile attacks are a regular part of life in Zimbabwe, where efforts are being made to reduce the number of fatalities.
The exciting and hip vibrancy of the negro experience, unlike stiff and boring Whites. Backwards genetic aliens being preyed upon by charismatic megafauna, how enriching. We need a lot more of these "people" in Europe so that the long-defeated natural world can return and reassert its superiority over poorly-formed living fossils.
A police spokesman said: “This year we had too much rains and it is obvious crocodiles are certainly there in our rivers.
Yup, pretty obvious. Time to walk about a football field's length in and try to perform miracles. Don't worry, I haven't eaten in days.
Our deeply spiritual equals.