Theology Done Quickly

Without healthy traditions, including a shared ancestral faith, we're easy prey for the typical jewish scams of materialism, careerism and nihilism. The devastating "Whites have no culture!" attack promoted by kosher marxists has done tremendous damage and the we're not going to escape that semitic swamp by diving to the bottom of it. Unfortunately, many of our institutions have been perhaps irreparably damaged by the traveling merchant and its horrible devil's bargain. Trade your future for good feelings now, whether it be the momentary sanctimony of allowing foreign invasion or a drug-fueled sodomite orgy right under the nose of a pope that belongs on the end of a rope. Not to be outdone by the Vatican chemsex, her mad estranged daughter in England has a plan to flood a rapidly dying false church with mental defectives who have mutilated their own genitals.

The Church of England's governing body has voted to look into special services for transgender people.  

It declares the evil is not a sin, or else it gets the hose again.

Supporters of the services said the Church should offer a welcome to people to mark their transition.

The new coming of age ceremony for a people that lost their minds and souls. Today you became a "woman" by chopping off your penis to create a "vagina" that keeps trying to heal shut. Let's all celebrate this vile insanity. In the name of the jew and the Israel and the holy hoax.

Others have suggested the services would be counter to parts of the Bible that state that humans are created as either male or female.

Or, you know, basic biological realities.

Chris Newlands, the vicar of Lancaster Priory church, posed the motion as a way of the Church welcoming people who suffer from transphobia in society.

Everything is a "phobia," every opponent to our spiritual leprosy is actually the unhealthy one, just ask chosenite Sigmund Fraud. We finally invited the cross-dressing freaks to share in the good news. The next day our church became a mosque and what remained of a congregation decimated by our deranged fervor to endorse satanic evil was thrown off the roof of an apartment house.

Mr Newlands said he would speak on behalf of the transgender community, as there were no transgender people in the synod.

In my church it's mostly empty pews and a few elderly people with bad hearing who haven't understood the rot I preach.

He said: "I hope that we can make a powerful statement that we believe trans people are cherished and loved by God, who created them."

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD."

After the Synod voted for the motion, he added: "I'm euphoric and exhausted."

It's really exciting to deliver the killing blows to centuries of tradition. It's almost as good as a Vatican buggery party.

Woe to those who call evil good and good evil.

"I did think there were some comments which reflect some of the extreme views which we would wish to counter.

You know we've reached Peak Jew when "I don't think destroying your genitals because you're sick in the head is a good idea" is considered an "extreme view."

"I'm getting so many messages from trans friends around the world. Synod has changed - we have turned a corner."

Would you give communion to me? I'd give communion to me.

A transgender liturgical service would not be a second baptism, however, as the Church's teaching is that humans are made in the image of God - transcending gender - and baptism takes place only once.

This magic show is serious business and has rules, unlike whatever you want to do to your sex organs or anus.

The Archbishop of York, the Most Reverend John Sentamu, said that "theology has to be done" by the House of Bishops, but "it can be done very quickly".

Yeah. I'm sure we could slap something together over the weekend. 

During an earlier debate, the Bishop of Liverpool, the Right Reverend Paul Bayes, said: "As the world listens to us today, the world needs to hear us say that LGBTI orientation and identity is not a crime, not a sickness and not a sin."

Cucktianity dot text. G*d loves your sin, all your sickening evil, and we can prove it because we puked out some amazing new "theology" in record time.

Meanwhile, the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Reverend Justin Welby, said the Church would spend three years on a document outlining a new stance on sexuality.

Clearly this high-speed alteration of divine revelation is wrong, let's spend years building an argument for why our Creator wants us to pour cement into our lower intestine.

Muh Integrity: doing whatever the jew nation-wrecker tells us to do.


  1. Excellent article, and spot-on. I especially like the Silence Of The Lambs lampoon. Fitting!

  2. Sure feels like we live in the end of times, tempting fate. This won't continue for much longer.

  3. You had it right with the Isaiah 5:20 quote.

  4. You shall not tempt the Lord thy God! God is long suffering,but I think He's about had enough of degenerates, sex perverts and chimo's, and thats just in the clergy.


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