The Way Racism Is

As we all know, your local Starbucks is the designated space to destroy for negro monkeyshines and la-teen-oh animal behavior. Now dangerous racial inferiors finally have a place where they can fully express their genetically preordained pathology without fear of reprisals and it's hard not to be extremely pleased with this development. Sorry about the bathroom, Pedro had a burrito bomb before passing out drunk in a stall. That negro hit you repeatedly? Well, we can't hold them to our White laws because of "racism," so I guess you're just going to have to live with it. It's called "tolerance." Oh no, the morlocks have started a fire. I expect many amazing lessons will be learned from this exciting kosher experiment in chaos and societal breakdown.

Everyone is welcome at your neighborhood Starbucks. This includes just hanging out or using the bathroom.

This includes menacing paying customers and shooting up in the restroom. Don't worry, that yellow-eyed stinking negro transient is just as human as you are, maybe more so.

The policy change comes five weeks after two black men who did not purchase anything were arrested at a Philadelphia Starbucks.

This summation leaves out some key details (like being belligerent with law enforcement) but the truth is only going to lead to conclusions like "these creatures have no place in a civilized nation" and as such must be avoided.

CBSLA’s Chris Holmstrom headed to Hollywood Boulevard to get local reactions to the policy change.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a "racist?"

“I’ve definitely done it. So I don’t see a problem with it,” said Nicole McDonald.

Here's another excellent candidate for our new national motto.

“I think it should have always been that way, especially because of the way racism is you know,” said Desiree Mollere.

An 80 I.Q. living fossil attempts to mimic human speech, throwing in words taught by the jew, and still fails miserably. We need more loitering and other minor but annoying "minority" behaviors that inevitably accelerate into much more serious crimes because of "racism," whatever that is.

But some customers have other concerns.

Who would dare put profit ahead of "human rights" and the dignified treatment of the schwoogie?

 Your guess was correct.

“If you go into a business and you just sit there and you don’t buy anything you are taking up space at the table,” said Melrose Larry Green.

Oy, these schvartzer, taking up valuable real estate and not spending any shekels, this is meshuggah. It's already very humid in there, now this? 

“You could end up having a squatters problem where you just have people coming and staying. I mean if they are going to do that they need to limit how long people can stay in there,” said Joe Selva.

Stop using logic and experience to predict the likely outcomes of a current action. The negro certainly doesn't do that and besides, it's "racist."

The story is getting a lot of traction on the CBSLA Facebook page.

We've got some quality data collection going on for the day "hate speech" becomes illegal, let me tell you.

One viewer said “it will be a homeless camp. At least we won’t have to deal with them on the street.”

Again, I don't really see any downside to this policy. The jew loses its beloved money, the dark scum are confined to your local far-left sugar shacks and cultural marxist useful idiots are going to start waking up.

“We get attacked a lot. Hollywood Boulevard. So I feel like obviously if you get attacked then we have the right to say no. We have the right to say no and call the police,” said Starbucks employee Ayumi.

LOL. I get hit by brown paws a lot, explains the mystery meat. We should be able to call the "five oh" when Barkevious is pounding away. No, that's crime think. Get back in there and take your negro whupping, whatever the hell you are.

The changes were hinted at earlier this month. Starbucks Executive Chairman Howard Schultz said:

 Jew rat values destroying White countries even more than muh geld.

“We don’t want to become a public bathroom, but we’re going to make the right decision 100% of the time and give people the key, because we don’t want anyone at Starbucks to feel as if we are not giving access to use the bathroom.”

Wow. What a hero. I was part of the holocaust in Switzerland when six million precious jews were denied freezer access. It must never happen again.

“Bathroom and sit,” said Dolores Charles. “Sometimes you don’t feel like drinking the coffee or something and they let you stay then I think that’s good.”

Make disgusting messes and take up space in an obnoxious fashion, the cornerstones of the "African-American" experience. It be good muh nigga body (Ah!) can sprawl out here and I ain't be buyin nuffin, mudda fudda.

I don't feel like drinking coffee or something.


  1. Yessireeee! Give em space to destroy, Mr. Noseberg!

  2. People now say that allowing blacks to interact with humans is encouraging racism. "Ending segregation was a mistake.", said Murray Feingold. "Now that people have met blacks in real life, our fractured fairy tales of misguided racism are being dismissed by malevolent facts and evidence.", said Dr. Specious. "We have to find a way to get people to ignore observable reality and accept our lies without question.", said Antisemitic Stereotype.

  3. In Salt Lake City, there's a huge homeless problem all over the downtown area.
    Unlike all the other cities where I've lived (Atlanta, Philly, South Jersey, Minneapolis), the vagrants in Salt Lake are almost all white. It's surreal.


    In addition to these fairly harsh directives, most fast food places also have signs inside warning the homeless that they're not allowed to loiter in their restaurant. A McDonald's on State Street, for example, posted prominent signs inside the restaurant telling potential vagrants that 1) they MUST buy something, and 2) once they make their purchase, they are only allowed a certain amount of time (like 30 minutes max) to eat their food and get the hell out. The vagrants will try to get around this by ordering just a soda at the counter, in order to "exercise their right as a paying customer" to sit in a nice, warm booth for a couple hours. Then they have to haul in all their worldly possessions (crap), and even try to bring in their bicycles or their mangy dogs. Luckily, the cops in Utah have little tolerance for this behavior. (In SLC, although we have some "Latinos", we have virtually NO NEGROES, so even places like McDonald's are actually clean and nice.)

    Wait til liberals find out how Utah deals with its homeless!


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