Hate Crime Hoax: Abducted by White Supremacists

The most serious problem facing our glorious multi-culti kosher nightmare state is the plague of roving gangs of "racist" Whites pulling angelic negro "babies" off the streets and taking them to secret not-see murder bases. Clad in work-out attire, unbelievably yoked, driving sensible work trucks and covered in hateful, yet politely worded, tattoos, these people without color are preying on the innocent "African-American." The jew honestly expects us to believe this. Now we just need some actual evidence that isn't a kosher fever dream broadcast on the telavivision. This has proven problematic, what with the predictable collapse of every single high-profile garment-rending incident of shkotzim evil, but the important thing is this could have happened and did I mention the precious six million and why haven't you died yet?

Houston police say there is no evidence to support the claims made by a teenager that white supremacists abducted him, injured him and threatened him. 

What do you mean "All wites are debils" doesn't actually count as evidence? Leave it to the KKKorts to ignore the fictional plight of a "teen" who was about to go to college and turn that life around before being menaced by a pack of Ted Cruz voters.

We first brought you this story last month when 13-year-old Zavion Parker claimed he was grabbed by an adult and four young men after stepping off his school bus.

Young Q-Bert here was just "chilling," doing some mathematical proofs for entertainment, when the fascist death squad rolled up. I've never heard a story this completely plausible.

Zavion alleges he was robbed and beaten, all because of his race. He also said he was held at a property at gunpoint until he was able to escape.

Sadly, this irredeemably wicked "racist" execution team was somehow outwitted by 75 I.Q. Curious George. Not your finest hour, kameraden.

 The poor negro victim...Hey! That's my bike!

Michelle Lee, the teen's mother, told Eyewitness News her son managed to escape the gun-wielding kidnappers.

Come on, use your imagination.

"The reason why they got him was because they said he was black. 'You deserve to die.' Exactly his words," Lee told ABC13 in May.

If Whites were even 1% as bad as our enemies claim we are, there wouldn't be a single negro left alive, anywhere. Instead, we're endlessly patient and long-suffering with this obviously failed branch of humanity, spending and bleeding and not learning any lessons from the endless failures.

"Saying the dad had, like, a white muscle shirt on, and you could see it, was right here big as day. 'I hate black people.'"

I also have another one on my forearm that says "I'm not especially fond of jewish people."

But after a thorough investigation, the Houston Police Department now says the events as described did not occur, that the property Parker described had nothing to do with any crime.

I know, I was surprised, too.

Investigators have met with both the child's mother and community activists. They told them their findings.

We met with the welfare mammy and the jew-controlled professional victim mafia and slowly explained to the primates that this was an obvious hoax.

HPD says they will not be filing charges against anyone involved in what was essentially a false report.

One could argue that this is the platonic definition of a "false report," but on the other hand it's wrong and "racist" to hold the dark inferior to any sort of standard. Let the tar monsters make up lies to encourage hatred against their White benefactors, it's fine.

On Eyewitness News at 6 p.m., you'll hear from a longtime resident of the street where Parker said he was abducted and why he never believed the story.

Be sure to tune in at six to see my talmudvision debut! They promised I'd get to say the phrase "negro appeasement" and it won't be edited out.

Full Story.

 This is a face you can trust (and one that don't need no man).

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