The Most Harmless Thing

Kellen Winslow II was arrested in connection with an alleged home burglary earlier this week, but the former NFL tight end says the incident stemmed from a misunderstanding.

A Liberia Ball tar animal enjoys the "offseason" by demonstrating the typical behaviors associated with its failed race. This worthless groid was paid millions of shekels to participate in a degenerate semitic circus, but still reverts to the criminality and idiocy that defines the "African-American." Hold on though, it has a defense. Surprisingly, this morlock dindu nuffin and is presumably a good boy getting ready to turn that life around despite the staggering success already enjoyed courtesy of debased White sports cucks.

Denise White, a spokesperson for the agency that represents Winslow, told Dennis Romero of NBC News that Winslow was house hunting for his mother-in-law when a resident from the community he was visiting called the police.

"I bee hawse hunnin an sheeet," explains the nightmare animal as it crawls through the window it just got done smashing. Honestly, I was acting like a cut-rate White person. This would be the first time the living fossil approximated civilized behavior, ever, but sadly it's just a lie.

Is dat hawse furr sail, mudda fudda?

“An over-reactive neighbor called police after she saw Kellen walking around a mobile home,” White said.

In a few years it's going to be a crime to report the criminal behaviors of the tar monster. You're just being "over-reactive" to the dangerous super orc skulking around your property. You don't want to be "racist" or hurt its simian feelings, do you? Just ignore it, you'll be fine.

The neighbor told KGTV in Encintas, Calif., that Winslow said he was looking for his dog when confronted. She said he was inside the home for about 10 minutes before leaving.

A dog? What? I thought this shit ape was "house hunting" or maybe on its way to a "business meeting." My story keeps changing, just like it would for any honest person.

“I confronted him and said ‘Hi, can I help you with anything’,” she said. “He said, ‘Nope, just looking for my dog.’ I go, ‘What dog?’ and he said, ‘Well, it’s a red dog, Clifford.’

You need to be armed. Anything you need to say to the living fossil can be said with your concealed carry.

White said Winslow does have a red dog named Clifford, but he was being sarcastic when speaking with the neighbor.

Newspeak Update: Telling low-effort and goofy lies to cover your crimes is now "sarcasm."

Winslow’s attorney, Harvey A. Steinberg, said in a statement that the 34-year-old “emphatically denies committing any burglary.”

Every. Single. Time.

Soros-looking jew p.o.s. defends the Rwanda Rugby monsters.

“He would have no need to burglarize or steal anything from anyone at a trailer park,” Steinberg said. “He looks forward to being vindicated once this matter is fully investigated and adjudicated through the court system.”
The negro is a highly logical humanoid, after all. I'm sure this lying scumbag will be thoroughly vindicated after your talmudic magic show is over. 

Some, including Los Angeles social activist Jasmyne Cannick, have raised the possibility that Winslow was a victim of racial profiling.

It bee gettin so dem niggas canna eben sneek round dem burr-glary tar-gatts. Dat races.

“You could be doing the most harmless thing and people will call the police on you,” Cannick said.

We can't hold these creatures to even the most modest standards of a civilized nation. They need to be removed. Back to Africa, away from evil Whitey and the KKKorts that just want to punish clearly innocent brown dirtballs who are defended by the poisonous mushroom. 

“Black people — we’ve moved up in the world. When people move up they move out to nicer neighborhoods. In those neighborhoods they get looked at as if they don’t belong.”

When I think of "nicer neighborhoods," the first image that pops into my head is a trailer park. Yes, the Rothschilds live in that double wide.

Winslow was drafted by the Cleveland Browns with the No. 6 overall pick in the 2004 NFL Draft. His best season was in 2007 when he made the Pro Bowl, but he went on to have a somewhat rough career after that. 

Wow. The "Pro Bowl." What a hero.

Whites are turning this off and waking up.


  1. Of course the Wakandans and poisonous mushroom had to tie this into the narrative that White people call the poe-poe too much on the Wakanda peeps. They've been pushing that crap for a couple of months, haven't they.

  2. Mikima the ball handler is being held on bond until an animal trainer from the Monkey Ball League can find the time to bring it home on a leash. Monkey Ball Fans are being encouraged to buy cheaply made merchandise to help support this worthless ape like thing so he won't end up in a mystery meat sandwich. Only you can keep these dumb retarded monsters playing childish games said Anti-White Nose Goblins facing extinction themselves.


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