A Personal Issue
We live in a very serious country, a place where we are ruled by wise philosopher kings. We know this because a bloated and disgusting jew rodent shit its pants during a "down with Whites and civilization" marxist circle jerk. This is my healthy democracy: alien parasites dumping ass after telling you why you need to die. At least this will be the worst behavior we'll see from this repugnant criminal tribe this year, right? Suffice it to say, 2020 keeps delivering the goods. This decline and fall sure is a fun toboggan ride down thrill hill. This time another vile chosenite rat was caught stroking its withered putz during a fraud news teleconference, brought to you by Chinese spyware. I feel myself swelling with patriotic pride. That or my lunch is coming back up, it's really hard to tell the difference.
Jeffrey Toobin, CNN's chief legal analyst and a renowned reporter for The New Yorker, has been sidelined at a pivotal moment in the run-up to the presidential election.
First we learn about the crackhead pedophile son of the senile Trojan Horse and now a "renowned reporter" gets caught "counting muh 30 shekels of silver" in front of a rogue's gallery of enemies of the people that resembles the cantina scene from "Star Wars" more than a gathering of the heroic and noble journalists. They're just determined to make the coming electoral fraud and racial headcount more interesting, I guess.
The reason: He exposed himself during a Zoom call with colleagues in what he says was an accident.
Now is not the time to "rebuild the temple," shlomo. The foreign virus delivery system is currently running. Don't worry, this sickening act was a total accident, goyim. I thought my "festival of shelters" was going unnoticed. I just wanted to pull whatever the rabbi didn't swallow during our meeting, I didn't think the mystery meat could see it. The Light of the World, your spiritual betters, g*d's favorite people, our great ally. Put "King David" away, you sick alien freak.
A spokesperson for CNN said "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted."
Paid time off for "beheading Holofernes" in front of your coworkers. Must be nice.
Neither news outlet said how long Toobin would be out.
Presumably until we get another vomit-inducing embarrassment from semite slime, so probably a week or two, tops.
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Ordinarily Toobin would be busy covering a controversial Supreme Court confirmation and an election that could end up being challenged on legal grounds.
Instead it was busy with the sin of Onan. Honestly, this wasn't that big of change.
An upcoming event relating to Toobin's recent book about Trump was also postponed on Monday.
"Orange Man Bad," an exciting new book by a poisonous mushroom that couldn't wait to "make bricks without straw" in front of horrified onlookers.
"I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera," Toobin said. "I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers."
We are ruled over by odious perverts who use money magic and the pathetic apathy of demoralized Whites to stay in control. Had enough?
"I believed I was not visible on Zoom," he added. "I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video."
I really thought the sound was off when I "let my people go." Decades of cowardice and here we are.
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