The Fatal Accident

I'm sometimes overwhelmed by how healthy the kosher corpse of my dead nation really is. It should be weeks, maybe years even, before it completely decomposes. In the meantime, we're going to have a lot of fun with poison vaccines, foreign invasion, hyperinflation, starvation and all the rest. The last part of the long semitic free fall is the best part, especially that sudden stop. With this in mind, we must enjoy the final days of caring about unbelievably stupid things before it all falls apart. Consider the amazing story of an aspiring rapper and good boy who was cruelly slain by "racist" physical forces in a highly ridiculous fashion. No, it wasn't a negro, you evil hater. It was a mongrel la-teen-oh mystery meat animal that would defy classification from even the foremost casta experts.

A budding rapper and father to five children died after a window of a home he was trying to burglarize collapsed onto his neck, leaving his body dangling outside of the house, according to sheriff’s deputies.

Try to imagine this scene and then try to stop laughing. This sack of worthless brown waste was just left hanging there. The angle of the dangle is proportionate to the draining heat of the mystery meat. Five children. The window fell on this idiotic monster. Burglary gone wrong. It was a (c)rapper. The death of a nation has a dignity all its own.

Jonathan Hernandez, 32, was trying to burglarize a home in the southwestern Florida town of Lehigh Acres on Saturday when the fatal accident occurred, investigators said.

Let me tell you, these grab-bags of inferior genetics are the bright future of the Republican Party. They're already extremely conservative, just look at the family values and the comical idiocy. 

As Hernandez scaled the wall of the home, he opened a window and was in the process of climbing through when it slammed down onto his neck, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. 

Meeee taaykeeeee weeeeeendoooow seeeeee-eeeeessss-ttttuhhhhh, eyeee theeeeennnnkkk.

By the time deputies arrived on the scene, Hernandez was dead, his right arm hanging at his side while his entire body was limp as his head was stuck in the window at a height of some 5.5ft off the ground.

Imagine a dog drinking from the toilet and then the seat falls down and you're not too far off.

Hernandez was known to his friends and fans as 'Taz UFO' or 'UFO' and several rap videos in which he sings could be found on YouTube.

In Southwest Florida born and raised/Robbing houses was where I spent most of my days/Climbing in windows and testing my luck/And hanging there limp with my head stuck.

The sheriff’s office said that Hernandez has a lengthy history of run-ins with the law. 

There's the surprise of the century.

Unidentified Feral Object.

A public records search indicates that Hernandez, who also went by the name Jonathan Hernandez-Zuluaga, has been booked on several occasions for theft and larceny as well as driving without a license.

I'm sure this creature also voted for Jeb Bush, so it really balances out. 

Sheriff’s deputies also said that Hernandez was recently questioned as part of a 2014 murder case. No details were provided.

A sensitive artist and vibrant "What the hell are you?" case. It may have killed a worthless brown alien. Other than itself, I mean.

Those who knew him, however, said that Hernandez was a kind person.

Yeah, the kind you shouldn't trust, haw haw.

‘When I first met him, I was like, “Man he looks like he has a rap sheet like El Chapo”,’ his fiancee, Patricia Duarte, told WBBH-TV.

Your numerous criminal convictions are typical "first date" conversation in the deeply religious and politically right la-teen-oh community.

‘And he’s the complete opposite of that. He’s the sweetest person you’d probably ever meet and has the biggest heart.’

Well, this genetic disaster area would definitely stick its neck out for you.

Tyson Lane, a friend of Hernandez, describes a man who was generous and outgoing.

That awkward feeling when the majority of this article turns out to be bizarre encomiums for a worthless scumbag finally made good by its own pathology. Never change, mainstream media.

‘He liked to have a good time,’ Lane said.

It really enjoyed "hanging out." 

'When he walked into the room, his smile just bright up everybody.'

The thousand watt smile on the mindless and soulless dark mess who resembled the slaves promised by the talmud.

Lane doesn’t accept the sheriff’s deputies' explanation that Hernandez died while trying to burglarize a home.

It was obviously murdered by "racist" police and this whole window thing is just intended to conceal the slaughter of an innocent good boy who was well on its way to turning the life around.

‘He is not a burglar. He’s not a thief. He’s not a bad guy,’ Lane said.

I'm convinced. The mountains of evidence suggesting otherwise can be safely dismissed on the word of another moronic and dangerous inferior.

Duarte also said she doesn’t believe the investigators’ claims. She said she went to the home to have a look for herself. 

Could a window fall shut? Seems pretty far-fetched. Better go all CSI: Meeee-ahhhh-meeee on this one.

‘Soon as I got there I’m like, “There’s no way. This isn’t what happened”,’ she said.

I know it seems incredible, but that 70 I.Q. and total disregard for the consequences of actions can do some pretty amazing things.

‘I need the actual truth to come to light.’  

The impressive intellectual rigor of your typical Stage Four National Cancer American. 

On Facebook and online, Duarte has been soliciting donations from supporters asking to help pay for funeral costs for Hernandez.

Yeah. Let me go get my wallet.

'Taz has left to a better place. He leaves behind 5 beautiful children he loved with his entire heart and soul.'

Think of that deadly robbery window as the doggie-door to may-hee-can heaven, aka hell.

'He was destined to be GREAT beyond great at that I know his close friends will ensure his music lives on.'

A true credit to your race, the HUMAN race.

Full Story.

Heroic window ended la-teen-oh sewage.

Comments

  1. The “He made everyone smile” and “He would give you the shirt off his back” lines are in the style book for the “journalists” covering the stories of trash like this.

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    1. Note the author's very Semitic name. Explains the need to give a eulogy for a gute boi who obviously dindu nuffin. Window frames be racis'

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  2. LOL. He looks different without the colored contact lenses.

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  3. How did "burglarize" ever become a word?

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  4. come on...
    “Lane” is vouching for his legacy...

    that should be enough....for all of us.

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  5. The Heavy Windows of righteous retribution and mystery-meat slicing.

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  6. You had a typo. “Unidentifiable” Feral Object

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