The Lighter Side of Leftist Nihilism: Antifa Soccer League

I can't wait until I can get back to cheering on the amazing brown footballers who represent my gutted post-industrial wasteland that's rapidly turning into Pakistan. Of course, this won't happen until we finish cuckdown number four (there's a "mutant" flu, now). I also need to complete special classes on why Whites are bad and deserve their planned kosher genocide because I committed Face Crime during a ritual humiliation display at the last home game. I may have to wear this special "rat helmet," but hopefully not. Maybe the solution is to actually start playing this goofy children's game myself? With a little help from some "comrades" we just might kick "racism" out of our dying jew-controlled nation.

According to reports, Portland’s Antifa chapter is looking to fill the time between riots by launching their own soccer league.

I'm surprised they're still allowed to operate after being declared a terrorist organization by the phony tough guy. You'd think we'd be locking them up or something. It's almost like our country is terminally ill and there's no real healthy central authority to combat even the most obvious threats. Meanwhile, you can have your life destroyed for even the mildest criticisms of cultural marxist degeneracy. I'm so tired of "winning."  

Over the weekend, the group announced it was organizing the Antifa FC (football club) and urged “comrades” to turn out for fun and exercise on Wednesday.

Don't worry fellow useful idiots, you don't need to be strong or athletic or anything. Soccer is the perfect sport for American soy victims because no one else will be doing it right either. 

The group even started a new Twitter account and created a logo for the nascent league. The logo features a player performing a bicycle kick over the top of the Antifa “Iron Front” logo.

You are our iron youth who will become our iron heroes. Now let's grow some plant allies, vandalize abolitionist statues and get sodomized.

According to the New York Post, 88 potential players signed up.

There will be 14 teams.

The group brought its hate for Nazis, or those they consider to be Nazis, by telling fans to “Stay safe, Stay Dangerous, watch some soccer and Nutmeg a Nazi.”

A "not-see" is defined as anyone who isn't on the extreme left. Still, what a bunch of heroes. I sure would hate to see you guys purged in the coming Stalinist nightmare state, that's for sure.  

We know you're not real communists because you're obviously still eating.

True to form, trouble already started for the Antifa soccer league. After the organizers announced that they had a volunteer referee for the games, fans began tweeting back that “all refs are bastards,” a riff on Antifa’s favorite slogan, “all cops are bastards.”

Defund the officiating crew! We'll determine fouls and goals with social workers and community refereeing on steroids.

Speaking of the police, some possible players worried that there might be trouble and since Antifa hates the police, they wondered how the league would keep everyone safe?

I'm sure these gelatinous noodle-armed idiots are more than capable of defending themselves. 

AntifaFC had an answer for that: “Would like to let everyone know we will have people keeping watch around the perimeter to make sure this stays a safe event if that helps calm people.”

The big game between the Ice Picks and the Helicopter Divers will occur at some unknown time within a perimeter of pathetic fat bodies and scrawny degenerate scumbags.

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  1. I only see one or two negroes in the photo. They obviously need more diversity. I’ve heard it’s a great strength.

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  2. You should do an article about David Cross. He has a tweet right now saying that “he wants blood” in response to Biden’s unity. Of course he wants blood, HE IS JEWISH. He wants it for his unleavened bread. I responded “wouldn’t be the first time you guy wanted blood”. And some other comments about preferring awls. I’m sure it will be another deleted account. Can’t criticize my Jewish masters.

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    1. we would all do well to learn at as early an age as possible....that we are never to criticize or question our FILTHY RAT KIKE OVERLORDS...

      happy Jew Year

      they have owned the last Century....and are on track to continue.

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    2. we would all do well to learn at as early an age as possible....that we are never to criticize or question our FILTHY RAT KIKE OVERLORDS...

      happy Jew Year

      they have owned the last Century....and are on track to continue.

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  4. you funny MH

    and you don’t miss a fuckin trick

    🍻

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  5. What’s even more hilarious is that they had 88 players. The known numbers for Not-Sees pledge Heil Hitler. H of course being the 8th letter in the alphabet thus HH.

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