The Lonesome Death of Aunt Jemima

We need fewer Whites and more negroes in everything, but at the same time the worthless tar monster that we worship and must never criticize can't be presented in any way that isn't comically heroic. As a result, don't expect a lot of "diversity" in home security system commercials any time soon. By the same token, we must remove many of the existing depictions of the coal creature in popular culture because they are not sufficiently worshipful of the useless brown aliens brought here in kosher chains and now serving as a biological weapon against us in the final days of our dead nation. This grotesque confluence of anti-White forces has led us to this mournful day, as I am not here to praise Aunt Jemima but rather to bury it.

In a statement released Tuesday, PepsiCo, which owns the Quaker Oats brand, explained the orgins of the new name. 

Global Talmudic Evil Co. is pleased to announce the brilliant new name created by the high verbal I.Q. found in the traveling merchant. You're going to be amazed, trust me.

“Though new to store shelves, Pearl Milling Company was founded in 1888 in St. Joseph, Missouri, and was the originator of the iconic self-rising pancake mix that would later become known as Aunt Jemima,” the company said.

You will now assume this, the Mercedes Benz of "brikkfuss," is actually the generic store product. They sold us sodomy, feminism, communism and countless other evils, but the marketing genius sure dries up when it comes to The Product Formerly Known as Aunt Jemima.

The longtime brand announced in June that it would rebrand because "Aunt Jemima's origins are based on a racial stereotype."

If you've ever encountered the average proud "black" woman who don't need no man, and try not to in the kosher open sewer we're now living in, you'll have to concede this is the most positive portrayal of the bantu female possible while still keeping at least the tip of our toe in reality. Not good enough, obviously. We must cross over into a jewish fantasy world where the vile "Eye kanna hee-ah yew" hottentot is glorified as the apotheosis of this human experiment. Or simply erased and replaced with basically nothing; that also stops the wailing. Just ask the Washington Football Team, they'll tell you.

The new logo is slated to appear on store shelves this summer.

Wow. I can't wait to push a wheelbarrow full of "tubmans" down to the grocery store to get muh purr-all milan comm-nay awn.

For years, the 130-year-old brand featured a Black woman named Aunt Jemima, who was originally dressed as a minstrel character, on its products.

Oy vey, the deeply "problematic" history. We blindly hate all "blacks," but we also put them on things we're trying to sell.

The image changed over time, and in recent years, Quaker removed the "mammy" kerchief from the character in an attempt to address criticism that it perpetuated a racist stereotype dating to the days of slavery.

Well, that fixes that! It's not like we're going to have a national psychotic break followed by a rapid collapse in the near future.

In announcing plans to remove the image and name, Quaker last summer said it wanted "to make progress toward racial equality."

The heroic pancake pushers who corrected genetic realities by giving mammy the hook.

The rebranded Pearl Milling Company said in a statement that the new name was workshopped with “consumers, employees, external cultural and subject-matter experts, and diverse agency partners,” and “developed with inclusivity in mind.” 

Sadly, my suggestions "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" and "Bottled Groid" did not make the final cut. 

It also plans to make a $1 million “commitment to empower and uplift Black girls and women.”

I'd be shocked, absolutely shocked, if this one million dollar "mud and human waste plan" isn't the magic bullet that transforms the "African-American" into something resembling a vastly inferior version of a real human being. 

Full Story. 

Rest in Power.


  1. "The longtime brand announced in June that it would rebrand because "Aunt Jemima's origins are based on a racial stereotype."

    I grew up in SE Michigan about 10 miles from Detroit and I've rarely seen a negro that didn't fit an exact stereotype of some form.

  2. Olsen, I replied to your comment yesterday. If you need a prop for your anti-mask stance there's this There you can donate a few dollars and get a "gift".

    1. Thanks but I carry my favorite Walther P99 if things really get hairy. Sorry but I refuse to give to charity because if you contact a charity and ask if they are "diverse" you always get a "yes sir" response.

  3. If “equality”, or what is now known as equity, is the goal then Quaker Oats needs to change its “Quaker” name also. The term “Quaker” was a derogatory term used for the Religious Society of Friends by the Church of England and then Puritans. How about Religious Zealot Oats?

  4. “the heroic pancake pushers who corrected genetic realities by giving mammy the hook...”

    thanks again

    this is why we are all here

    trust me : i’m on one of your biggest, proudest shills.

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    2. LOFL!!!! Obviously you haven’t seen the bell curve!! Negroes on average are ONE STANDARD DEVIATION OF INTELLIGENCE BELIW AVERAGE. You are a MORON


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