It is my great pleasure to announce the latest entrepreneurial venture from Modern Heretic, Inc. This exciting new product will be a high quality estrogen drink that's basically the same as all the other "U" and "K" bearing offerings of bottled idiocy and weakness, but will have the American flag (The old one, not the sodomy banner), guns and some quote from George Washington or whatever on every bottle. You can demonstrate your support for "freedom" and our great "idea nation" by chucking some of your Federal Reserve funny money at this not at all cynical bit of marketing. In so doing, you're saving our country and totally owning the "libs." Just don't be surprised if I have to betray and condemn some of the more vocal elements here. After all, I'm a businessman and my g*d is profit, so don't take it personally when I throw you under the bus so I can worship the shekel almighty and our great ally behind it.
A coffee company that served up a dash of politics with its dark roast is now putting some distance between itself and the customers it used to make millions, according to a published report.
I purchased special "based covfefe" to defeat the left and it obviously worked. Just look at how much "winning" we've done. Now good old "Guns and Israel" conserva-brew (emphasis on "con") no longer thinks I'm a useful idiot.
A feature in The New York Times Magazine paints top executives of the Black Rifle Coffee Company as saying that some elements of America's conservative political spectrum are not anyone with whom the company wants to be affiliated.
The main differences between these grifters and Big Jew's sodomite monopolies are less resources and less loyalty to alleged principles. It's actually a pretty good allegory for conservative "thought" and civic nationalism in general: communism that drives the speed limit. In a few years Black Buck will be promoting analism and genital mutilation and hopeless Reagan Republicans will still be buying it, since it's better than the other products which are now openly endorsing child rape.
“You can’t let sections of your customers hijack your brand and say, 'This is who you are,’” said Mat Best the company's executive vice president. “It’s like, no, no, we define that.”
Caffeine drinks for delusional worshipers of a country that committed suicide gets very complex. We have a mission statement and a commitment to stakeholders, after all.
Company CEO Evan Hafer said that last year, when the company said it was not an active supporter of Kyle Rittenhouse, who has been charged with murder over the shooting of rioters in Kenosha, Wisconsin, last year, it was a watershed moment because it separated the company from customers he was happy to be rid of.
Kyle Rittenhouse is the closest thing to a hero modern Judeo-America is capable of producing. Anyone who disagrees with this is, at best, an opportunistic scumbag and probably much worse.
“It’s such a repugnant group of people,” Hafer said. “It’s like the worst of American society, and I got to flush the toilet of some of those people that kind of hijacked portions of the brand.”
Self-defense against communist pedophiles is "repugnant," according to a gelatinous coward who would probably push his own mother into traffic to help muh business. Firearms are just props used to promote a totally impotent "tough guy" image to appeal to cowards and do-nothings. They should never be deployed against marxist sewage trying to kill you.
|This bloated gasbag is definitely on our side.|
Hafer, speaking of elements of his far-right customer base, said racism "really pisses me off.”
I served in the American Golem for our jew friends and I really get angry at the "racism." I know it looks weak, but I've got goofy prison-bitch tattoos and I'm overweight so you can definitely trust my 102 I.Q. opinions.
Best noted that Black Rifle drew far more attention than it wanted or needed when a man wanted in connection with the Capitol incursion wore some of its clothing, which was used in the identifying description of suspect Eric Munschel, known as the "zip-tie guy."
You can't overthrow the government, man. C'mon, you're going to need thousands of zip-ties, shirts for cuckservative coffee, F-15s like Tom Cruise, dog-faced pony soldiers, badakathcare, you're not my regular nurse, they told me to stand over here, etc.
There’s certain terrorist organizations that wear American brands when they go behead Americans.
Tonight's ISIL beheading is sponsored by the Obama Administration and Doritos.
The company “is much bigger,” than “a hat in the [expletive] Capitol," Hafer said.
No. It really isn't.
Hafer said building a company that caters to conservatives to whom politics is vitally important represents a challenge.
How can I keep this swindle going and maintain a veneer of respectability in the carcass of a country where even the most timid rejection of the extreme left is considered "hate" that must be censored?
“How do you build a cool, kind of irreverent, pro-Second Amendment, pro-America brand in the MAGA era without doubling down on the MAGA movement and also not being called a [expletive] RINO by the MAGA guys?” he said.
At this point your average MIGA supporter is basically a battered woman who keeps going back to the abusive man because "this time it will be different."
“Our customer is driving a tricked-out Ford F-150. It’s blue-collar, above-average income, some college-educated, some self-made-type people. It’s people who shop at Walmart rather than Target,” he said.
Our customer is dying for the jew in some desert, getting laid off when the factory moves to may-hee-co, voting for worthless Elephant Party careerists, staring at the wall and not directing when DeQuan comes over, watching the Liberia Ball on the electronic synagogue, awkwardly inserting a shotgun into his mouth and pulling the trigger, that sort of thing.
|Cargo cult America.|